abyss

something is amiss, you see something is driving me in a subsidized bus toward a retina-scraping abyss - bliss for all those who miss beach ball and trumpet trysts

abysmal

your pretend demon dreams are an abysmal breakup remedy and i don't mind no matter cuz i got oblivion on my side

abysm

i threw a penny into the abysm and crow cry called back, all echoey and i chewed on a piece of bark the rest of the day trying to get that sound out of my timpani

abutment

city, oh city, your bridge abutments are made of marshmallow and your leaders are laughing at you and waiting for you to drown so they can stop making speeches and start fucking peaches

abut

abut your butt to my butt because spoons are snoring and because john and yoko were oh so precious

abuse

kitten qua noddle niddle riding the caboose of aboose - hey, stop that, there aint nothing no cutesy, now curtsy, about abuse. yeah dare is, when magpies find bits of brain after car bombs go off and they make a nest of skull and broken consciousness

abundant

she wore that thing on her head for so long trying to cover her lady locks because the gods yelled at her, or those that try an proximate the gods, or at least the gods' toenails, it left a bun dent, mistaken for forceps dent, but how is her womb supposed to be abundant when you and you and you and him over there are turned off by her bunion dance?

abulia

you put your abulia in, you take your aboulia out, you put your abalone in, and you let it simmer for fifteen minutes while the oven preheats with the memory of space heaters plugged into cubicle outlets that have long grown cold with the abjection of something smells like a soul imprisoned in the margins of the header and footer, split into two with nothing much to do 'cept whistle to itselves and hope that a new font day will rise

absurd

haven't you heard - absurd is the word - a ringing endorsement of mediocre meningitis victims heard only on the stage of a one show only lint and eyelash jamboree

abstruse

abstruse itself is abstruse - why you gotta be that way abstruse? i can't help it; what else you gonna be when your junkie-ass parents name you this way. go abstruse yourself.

abstraction

Batman is an abstraction of beer suds and daddy duds and catholic muds and Crips joining Bloods to open up an N.W.A Starbucks

abstract expressionism

three generations of pregnancies based on a forgotten cycle and the usual tumbler of whiskey, tends to amount to an abstract expressionism of misaligned dimples

abstracted

"pearls"

all the earrings i searched for you and the few i forked over cash for, an abstracted attempt at enticing you to open the clam

abstract

this particle beam - this but-and-or-trino hidden in the crevice of an overturned schoolbus is an abstract monkey farce lilting toward cheery yellow lights trying to recreate van gogh with more rear-ends

abstinence

if abstinence don't work for paramecium, it certainly won't work for meat

abstemious

they wish us to be abstemious - i reality us to be obstreperous, all else is merely clown makeup

abstemious

they wish us to be abstemious - i reality us to be obstreperous, all else is merely clown makeup

abstain

if you wish me to abstain from absurdities, you must first vote for a penguin in the upcoming circuit court election, and then you must course correct the earth's rotation to mosquito tickle degrees

absorption spectrum

will i find you in the absorption spectrum, or simply where i left you - in the spaces i guess i could call intentions, between my heart lingers and my gypped fingers between what i thought i said in a dream eleven years ago and what i tried to say to you before you had to hang up because i called when you were trying to die - what this all means to say is what i have always been asking: where are you?

absorption

punch to the face: absorption; punch to the groin: assumption; punch to the forehead: absolution; punch to the solar plexus: i don't even know what a solar plexus is; punch to the kidney: you ain't kidding, and you ain't getting up no how neither; punch to the belt: method acting

absorbent

she thought the brick wall with deathbrown viney vines was absorbent - it's taken on tattoos and mustard graffiti and Reagan disciples but it always spits her foster father's blood back at her face

absorb

I am not even going to open the menu. I am going to absorb your brown eyes and pay the check with my black ties and tip with my chartreuse thighs and this evening will only end when the pinata filled with tequila gets a bucket and moldy mop stuck underneath instead of the birthday boy and his reluctant friends who are all tired of being drunk while mommy attends another crucifixation.

absolve

I absolve you for only a few things:
not enough candy corn
too much cornfed adultery
not enough adult-themed whispers
too much cheese dangling from xmas trees
not enough beer sweat
too much nipple and nostril and Nostradamus noodle portraits

absolutism

you got your Horace right here, eating lard and absolutism, shitting out lowblows at god-a-dam rope-a-dope trafficker lisping another had hairdo held high with outlawed pagan penis creamytoriums

absolution

someone is seeking absolution in a river; someone in a pond; someone has pushed that someone into the pond and instead of saving him (he asked or absolution, not swimming lessons) he instead saved a string of frog eggs, swallowed them, and is waiting for the kind of absolution he knows is not found between stained glass; someone is seeking absolution in a bottle; another in a glass pipe (the same that only a week ago was seeking absolution on a grasshopper); all this seeking, all these absolutions, no wonder a vodka has purloined part of the word, no wonder he with the collection basket has purloined the meaning of absolution - start a garden, kiss a snail, box a butterfly, and marry a rough stone. there's your god-darned absentee lotion.

absolute zero

today, my heart is at absolute zero — you say i am dramatic; i say, call an ambulance you stupid bee sting itch, but ask them to stop and pick up a dozen blue roses on the way

absolute value

the absolute value of odysseus is jesus (on a sheesh-that's-rude-bob) and the absolute value of pontius is thelonius and the absolute value of shrimp scampi is the leg cramp that woke me up last night and me bite down on my pillow for 56 seconds

absolute temperature

friggle is the absolute temperature of frigging the frigate inside a friggerator on the eve of the lip smacker's ball, no, bull, no, bill, no, bell, no bullfrog and mint julip derogations