Monday, July 28, 2008

abbey

Therefore I loathed life, since for me the work that is done under the abbey is evil; for all is vanity and a chase after the wind.*

(*This line came from Ecclesiastes, Chapter 2:17. Using the method of bibliomancy, I randomly selected this line with my eyes closed and swapped the noun "sun" with the next dictionary word, abbey.)

Friday, July 18, 2008

abbess

Zeus bet one abbess to Yoda's three abbots and Paraguay got the raw end of the deal.

abbé

Dear Abbé:

How come God lets you have fresh fruits and vegetables and all I have to eat are my daughter's toes?

abattoir

oft wrung scullion left dumbfounded abattoir and artificial

abate

merciless abate carry a thought to who a soft wondering

Monday, July 7, 2008

abasia

on my belly i crawl to you; abasia man, catch me if you can, i've got roller skates for lungs

abash

abashed the devil dog food cake stood over tikrit and felt how awful righteousness was

abase

some periphery slept and abase would suit just fine

abandon

it was an abandon milked glory

Thursday, July 3, 2008

abalone

the nominee's mind raped by an abalone autopsy

abaft

she loves you abaft, she don't love you astern

abacus

I counted on the abacus to grind my gears

aback

aback clarity via sender, perused a mouth of marbles

abaca

aint no high on abaca, mistuh, only weaving

aba

mama, canbye haba djour aba puhwease: a prayer

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

AB

that AB is a list I haven't listened

aardwolf

aardwolf is listening I have no hurry of telling.

aardvark

alas, poor aardvark, confused far too often with the anteater; adam's naming work undone by noah's poor eyesight

a

a what is a nut is a strut is a