accident

enacting of a God a crash a collision a collusion of derision a polly want a cracker pollution a God nary a solution

accidence

Accidence even more obscure or esoteric when you know it has nothing to do with accidents (and same for esoteric when you know it has nothing to do with sending signals for help in the sand on a remote island).

access time

There is time to dream of dying during access time.

accessory fruit

the accessory fruit was guilty of aiding and abetting the villainous vegetables

accessory

His heart is an accessory to her murmur.

accession

An obsession with an accession like a possession within a depression withering from suppression.

accessible

Accessible is successful bullshit.

access

flaunt your accessitude; access you flauntitude, flirtily

acceptation

we agree we agree on what the word you sayin' means but do the word agree with us?

acceptance

except antsy anticipation dance competition

acceptable

except tonal excpetional achoo table

accept

ack except ick intercept uck intercede awk

accentuate

ascent(d), chew, wait

accent

your accent sounds like jasmine smells

accelerometer (2)

sounds like some commie metric systems sex toy plot of you ask me

accelerometer

The accelerometer peters out when Peter's out look for Peter Rabbit.

accelerator

how is it you can be both charged particle and accelerator when I am both rock and stone?

accelerate

Accelerate in the stay in your lane.

accelerando

Meet Accelerando Calrissian, galaxy knave, born to a John Williams score.

accede

a seedy seed accedes exceedingly

acaudate

Like an acaudate comet, the dog wags the notion.

a cappella

We come into this world a cappella; we sing amen priori and amen posteriori; we sing and seek amends; we singe with amendments; we surge with awkwardness.

acanthus

I can thus; I can't thus; I try thusly; and the thistles always get in the way.

academy

a cad, an enemy, a candy enema

academicism

a cross between narcissism and an exorcism - The exorcist is so narcissistic. The narcissist is is need of an exorcism.

academic freedom

Academic freedom's just another word for nothing left but debt and booze, indentured servitude to publication, magnification, administration, magistration, defenestration in windowless offices where only the desperate stop by during office hours.