a cappella

We come into this world a cappella; we sing amen priori and amen posteriori; we sing and seek amends; we singe with amendments; we surge with awkwardness.

acanthus

I can thus; I can't thus; I try thusly; and the thistles always get in the way.

academy

a cad, an enemy, a candy enema

academicism

a cross between narcissism and an exorcism - The exorcist is so narcissistic. The narcissist is is need of an exorcism.

academic freedom

Academic freedom's just another word for nothing left but debt and booze, indentured servitude to publication, magnification, administration, magistration, defenestration in windowless offices where only the desperate stop by during office hours.

academic

if it ends in ick, find a clean x. if it's academic, it looks askance at spandex.

academe

ack! Ack! ACK! choking..on...memes...chugging a chupacabra mezzanine...what doth though think the parents are paying for in this academe?