absolute scale

Imhotep is the nightcap on the absolute scale of druther knocking semantic goobernatorial chitch-niche; cliche, clouseau, closure, climactic climax on the climes of Klimt paintings drenched with butterscotch ambulances

absolute pitch

Gum_gum saddles the frence and offers a ditty in time with the absolute pitch of a cow eating its own shite and realizing that tofu is God and God is a bean dance

absolute pitch

Gum_gum saddles the frence and offers a ditty in time with the absolute pitch of a cow eating its own shite and realizing that tofu is God and God is a bean dance

absolute alcohol

jungle juice = big ass cooler of absolute alcohol and Kool Aid, no wait, that's wrong, that would kill you - yup, for somebody's bible tells me so

absolute

for me and henry and stella and jearl and freitas, this, the absolute worst word around to write to utter to pay credence (exchange rate between credence and american dollar: 1:1.42, as of this past Tuesday): it makes the abs hurt; it melts so what on top your armadillo chips; and the lute should only be played down in an acid rain well - we are all allergic to certainty

absinthe

blame it on the absinthe that the rye is falling; blame it on the absinthe that the jig in her glint is stalling; blame it on the absinthe that the bullets run out when sea foam makes its way to the top of christ's cappuccino

absent without leave

absent without leave (AWOL): leaving your post without permission (whose post, what post, why post?)

(AWOL/AWOOL): a war on life; a war on otter life; absent without official tea leaves; tea leaves without a rosetta trunk; rosetta without stone heart inside the cockpit of derivative blood that will look like chocolate in dreams from now on

absent-minded

absent-minded: the best excuse for 80 years of passing debt and passing gas and eventually passing away

absenteeism

absenteeism: the most honest response to bullshit

bullshit: the most honest response to anything astronauts have to say

astronauts: the most honest rapist of the virgin moon

absent

absinthe was absent for far too long - reactionary is masturbatory, hands cut off, callouses donated to african babies, and blindness deported to promising trade partners

abscence

why is there no absence in dust but aplenty in your purse?

absconds

hunter absconds - wait, no, that ain't the word - what is when the law they say is law that really aren't no law - what's it when you go where four letter words are revered as the next step in the evolution of language - 'law' a rung below 'cunt'

abscission

his heart's abscission at the sound of her mouth's nothing, her eyes' everything, and her pussy's something

abscissa

he's proposed to seven women — each with different color hair, and no two with the same bra size — getting down on his stomach at the abscissa where Orpheus raised his miscarried daughter with song

abscess

one tomato, two tomato, three tomato abscess spilt all over the frigerator doer: dinner will require salt like our nation will require pepper like your jesus will require cumin like buddha will desire tap water

abrupt

burp a burr an abrupt rupture in the hamilton oblongata: shoot, t'aint nuthin' but a fresh would, could, and never a dog's maid