absolute scale

Imhotep is the nightcap on the absolute scale of druther knocking semantic goobernatorial chitch-niche; cliche, clouseau, closure, climactic climax on the climes of Klimt paintings drenched with butterscotch ambulances

absolute pitch

Gum_gum saddles the frence and offers a ditty in time with the absolute pitch of a cow eating its own shite and realizing that tofu is God and God is a bean dance

absolute pitch

Gum_gum saddles the frence and offers a ditty in time with the absolute pitch of a cow eating its own shite and realizing that tofu is God and God is a bean dance

absolute alcohol

jungle juice = big ass cooler of absolute alcohol and Kool Aid, no wait, that's wrong, that would kill you - yup, for somebody's bible tells me so

absolute

for me and henry and stella and jearl and freitas, this, the absolute worst word around to write to utter to pay credence (exchange rate between credence and american dollar: 1:1.42, as of this past Tuesday): it makes the abs hurt; it melts so what on top your armadillo chips; and the lute should only be played down in an acid rain well - we are all allergic to certainty

absinthe

blame it on the absinthe that the rye is falling; blame it on the absinthe that the jig in her glint is stalling; blame it on the absinthe that the bullets run out when sea foam makes its way to the top of christ's cappuccino

absent without leave

absent without leave (AWOL): leaving your post without permission (whose post, what post, why post?)

(AWOL/AWOOL): a war on life; a war on otter life; absent without official tea leaves; tea leaves without a rosetta trunk; rosetta without stone heart inside the cockpit of derivative blood that will look like chocolate in dreams from now on

absent-minded

absent-minded: the best excuse for 80 years of passing debt and passing gas and eventually passing away

absenteeism

absenteeism: the most honest response to bullshit

bullshit: the most honest response to anything astronauts have to say

astronauts: the most honest rapist of the virgin moon

absent

absinthe was absent for far too long - reactionary is masturbatory, hands cut off, callouses donated to african babies, and blindness deported to promising trade partners

abscence

why is there no absence in dust but aplenty in your purse?

absconds

hunter absconds - wait, no, that ain't the word - what is when the law they say is law that really aren't no law - what's it when you go where four letter words are revered as the next step in the evolution of language - 'law' a rung below 'cunt'

abscission

his heart's abscission at the sound of her mouth's nothing, her eyes' everything, and her pussy's something

abscissa

he's proposed to seven women — each with different color hair, and no two with the same bra size — getting down on his stomach at the abscissa where Orpheus raised his miscarried daughter with song

abscess

one tomato, two tomato, three tomato abscess spilt all over the frigerator doer: dinner will require salt like our nation will require pepper like your jesus will require cumin like buddha will desire tap water

abrupt

burp a burr an abrupt rupture in the hamilton oblongata: shoot, t'aint nuthin' but a fresh would, could, and never a dog's maid

abrogate

crack a cracker, plum a plumber, jilt a gyllenhaal, bring a grain silo, and abrogate an automatonic and gin abigail while she smiles at the little nothings in the corner of the jalopy bars swaying inside the tornado of bestial encumbered yellow jelly frigates

abroad

approach the panoramic abroad with sea kelp vicissitudes equal to that of young paul's waxwanewaxwane ecstatic crayon-mashed potatoes mix obsession

abroach

an abroach penguin skull leaking jesus bile every time Reverend Certainty farts and blames it on the heating ducts

abridge

your thick dillinger-fucking black lines abridge the bridge to bread crumb details adding taste to the conspiring piracy of silicone chicken breasts

abreast

does the left breast know what the right breast is for of in store — is this chest abreast of the predictions of this parting of the thighs?

abrasive

is there such a thing as an abrasive nipple? ask the word suckle about its birth and immortality

abrade

i was chilled; absinthe made me warm (this was well after the wombwarmth, only hours after being close to another womb, knocking on the door with my tongue, ambibalent about getting back in); i was growing a beard to warm my pocks and scars; warmth abrades softness; warmth warns the womb of a hesitant returner; warmth is a war; warmth is a whore demanding lifelong monthly installment plans; Warm War: i'd shave my beard for you, but you'd just call yourself something else entirely next election cycle

abracadabra

speaking tongues, automatic doors get stuck, stay stuck, and orchids become the new gold standard; speaking ears, the labrador abracadabra barks twentythree times and shits out prescription telescopes for defrocked cardinals

above-board

the only above-board person in this room: the imaginary demographically-challenged Inuit-looking aborigine-smelling stupefied lotus rock you assume isn't worth reaching with the long arm of your boring burritos

above

above us only hats;
above us only dangling sneakers;
above us only broken water water slides emerging from diapered tortoises;
above us only star wars you cannot resist sticking tongue out at, tasting like testing the positive end of a battery

about-face

i saw the thrice-faced blinds of your generation about-face when Drill Sergeant CracktheSky belted and bellowed a simple command: "Be." Do we have a learning disability, maggot? I said "Be,' not 'Seem.'

about

about a churl: let the toads of deception inside your cadaver-blue lunchpails; let them eat the mcdonalds-laced lettuce inexplicably sandwiched between peanutbutterandjelly; let the nauseously satisfied toadies free when the prostitute teacher asks where the progress left off

abound

chocolate spaghetti abounds in the ear piercings of winking street lamps, crooked as the reply from a kitten cat told i love you before going to the vets in a schrodingers box

aboulia

aboulia, you fucking tease, shaking your variation booty, making me turn the page to see what you mean without that 'o'

ABO system

walt whitman knew nothing of the ABO system and yet he was one of America's greatest nurses

ABO system

walt whitman knew nothing of the ABO system and yet he was one of America's greatest nurses

abortion

the second definition of abortion is "a miscarriage"; one in five pregnancies end in miscarriage, thus, one in five pregnant women are not getting abortions at Planned Parenthood. facts are not poetry, except when they are.

abortifacient

becomingly increasingly abortifacient droopy-drawers-and-jaws-rigging

abort

to abort or not to abort, that is the quest shun

aborning

whilst aborning this whilst, a sentence presumes itself (and a cobalt blue praying mantis ate its own legs and starting reading Spinoza)

aborigine

you say aborigine, and i say I Abhor Genie

aboriginals

the field is plowed by originals; the field of candidates is a plum; the plum is picked by Worthy's Originals; the ploy is plotted by fake tits and butterscotch lolling; the fake fern is potted with worthless shredded american currency; pages from the bible folded origami style are the only legitimate currency left in these united spates

abominate

Obamanate the Nation! nah, that's too close to abominate the nation - where am i going with this? red meat. collagists and collagenists should stay refrain from politics ampersands and exclamation marks.

abominable snowman

an abominable snowman riding an asteroid waving a cowboy hat heading toward iran singing joan baez songs through a tracheotomy hole

abominable

i remember only our time apart, an abominable mud lesbian, a brainchild in a duffel bag made of gasoline-soaked rubber ducky feathers

A-bomb

what I have to admit is an A-bomb with only one sock still on fantasizing over your stocks in the fireplace

abolition

a sober face to replace the abolition mace in the taxidermied place of forensic-proof pink lace

abolish

and the night were universe to abolish the microeconomics of the soul's wide wine glass

abode

she had to more shapely define the abode with less redundancy than i could ketchup

aboard

if i could a pinball machine i would be aboard a catatonic swaying birch petrified by a coltrane taunt

abnormal psychology

I will trade you these blue pistachios for a degreee in Abnormal Psychology from the University of Pecan Fuckers

abnormal

abnormal, peccrazy, quadjuicy, bicepticklish, gluteuscalm

abnegation

i smell on your tattoo the abnegation of a kiwi-drunk red-headed albino

ABM

i'll tell you what: i'll work nights, and days, and afternoons, and buy enough ABMs and you can set off all your ballistic missiles and i'll knock them all down and call it a day, call it my presidency, inaugurated on some other day in july

ablution

what therefore benefit the whore but ablution in a yoga class full of frogs

abloom

dipshit abloom inside the grain cracks of trials and troubled relationships

able-bodied seaman

i'm no able-bodied seaman (in a bad haircut) but i can walk this whole whole earth barefooted with no wince or winces if only you all everybody refrain from any argentinian askances

able-bodied

the smell of you on my able-bodied finger; the taste of you on my able-bodied tongue — not mangoes, i want to say mangoes, but that's not right, it's, well, if i had a metaphor, the perfect metaphor, i would be wallace stevens junior now wouldn't i?

able

am i able to love you (or have you at last finally exasperatingly love me in turn instead in stead in lieu of); am i capable of cloves and doves and mansion-building without slaves of any kind?

ablaze

are you can you abilify the walking cane on the eve of fruit ablaze with stale suburban mind tickle-fuck?

ablative

your thunderbolt beer helmet is offensive to all Ablative Americans

ablation

through one tiny square of a screen, witness to the ablation of dignity

abjures

frog abjures injured smog absolutely too wishful

abject

these mcmurphies sire abject adjectival poor archival apostrophe abusage

ab initio

in the beginning, granted there may have been light; ab initio, the potential for darkness, and now, the storyhogs own one while spread the other

ability

wup and nup and up startup, the ability of yer nobility to billet and fillet and will the funk of the function of her frog curse

abiding

he's got no abiding ramsillifications on that hoarse caterpillar of yours

abide

abide the entrenched hides of the ne'er-do-just-enoughs

abhorrent

the torrential sideways motility an abhorrent afterbirth to those in the nose of treacherous candy trading

abhor

abhor the aborigines for all their flaxseed and rat mead and dirigible dreams

abeyance

your refusal of a dance in the doorway, an abeyance of our wedding dance

abet

abet her wetness and you will (should) go down

go(d)own

go down

god own

aberration

aberration, cha cha cha, re-evaluate your nation, but no waltzing with socialists

Aberdeen Angus

Elephant, donkey, boring. Ruby Tuesday's and Denny's remodeled; sounds like a good idea for our two-headed empress, too. One should be represented by the Aberdeen Angus.

abed

you and i abed and the dreams that we are not made of but the dreams the you and the i retreat to

abele

belle, abele, a female pell-mell, drop of golden anarchy luck

abeam

abeam she stood in a dream i did not put myself down to sleep for

abduct

sticks and stones may make up my bones but shame will never abduct me

abdomen

abdomen and abdowomen shuck each other with graphic sensual pictures of ex-flubbers

abdicate

chloroform do-daddy abdicates the throat throne for unsubscribed wisdom

ABC

ABC, queasy as metal detector parting of the locker hallway sea.

abbreviate

Abbreviate my love, our peace, with ticky-tacky uncontrollable warhead new shoes bailout spending.

abbot

She makes garments and sells them, and stocks the abbots with belts.

(*This line came from Proverbs IX (The Ideal Wife), Verse 24. Using the method of bibliomancy, I randomly selected this line with my eyes closed and swapped the noun "merchants" with the next dictionary word, abbot.)

abbey

Therefore I loathed life, since for me the work that is done under the abbey is evil; for all is vanity and a chase after the wind.*

(*This line came from Ecclesiastes, Chapter 2:17. Using the method of bibliomancy, I randomly selected this line with my eyes closed and swapped the noun "sun" with the next dictionary word, abbey.)

abbess

Zeus bet one abbess to Yoda's three abbots and Paraguay got the raw end of the deal.

abbé

Dear Abbé:

How come God lets you have fresh fruits and vegetables and all I have to eat are my daughter's toes?

abattoir

oft wrung scullion left dumbfounded abattoir and artificial

abate

merciless abate carry a thought to who a soft wondering

abasia

on my belly i crawl to you; abasia man, catch me if you can, i've got roller skates for lungs

abash

abashed the devil dog food cake stood over tikrit and felt how awful righteousness was

abase

some periphery slept and abase would suit just fine

abandon

it was an abandon milked glory

abalone

the nominee's mind raped by an abalone autopsy

abaft

she loves you abaft, she don't love you astern

abacus

I counted on the abacus to grind my gears

aback

aback clarity via sender, perused a mouth of marbles

abaca

aint no high on abaca, mistuh, only weaving

aba

mama, canbye haba djour aba puhwease: a prayer

AB

that AB is a list I haven't listened

aardwolf

aardwolf is listening I have no hurry of telling.

aardvark

alas, poor aardvark, confused far too often with the anteater; adam's naming work undone by noah's poor eyesight

a

a what is a nut is a strut is a